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Driving In Florida

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Surviving the Roadways of the Sunshine State

 

The Politically Incorrect Guide to Surviving the Roadways of the Sunshine StateDriving in Florida is a humorous book that will make you laugh, instead of wanting to shout out the window at the crazy drivers you encounter on the road. Be warned, this is - The Politically Incorrect Guide to Surviving the Roadways of the Sunshine State, so no driver is off limits in author, H. A. Grossbard's book. Browse through Grossbard's book and you begin to realize someone understands what you've been through while traveling along the Sunshine State highways.

The colorful and quirky artwork by Ken Frohriep provide a entertaining picture of Florida drivers. In chapter one we ponder the purpose of street lights. Yes, the answer should be clear, but as Grossbard has witnessed on numerous occasions, they have a different meaning for some Florida drivers. Green means driver faster. Yellow is a invitation to accelerate, and Red, well - you guessed it - it means Speed Through.

Along with the insightful observations, add a few tips and warnings; including to be sure you don't run a red light in Florida because someone will be watching. The Florida legislature have approved putting camera's at stop lights, so if you run a red light there may be a ticket waiting for you when you return from vacation.

Grossbard has driven cars and motorcycles all over the state from the Panhandle to the keysDriving in Florida is a result of Grossbard living in Florida for over 32 years, and driving cars and motorcycles all over the state from the Panhandle to the keys on all kinds of roads. While Driving in Florida: The Politically Incorrect Guide to Surviving the Roadways of the Sunshine State is a fun read; it also works as a guide to help protect us from the crazy behavior, and often downright dangerous drivers we could encounter. This is especially true for motorcycle riders, who are advised to assume the drivers around you don't know your there, and driver accordingly. And, by all means, wear a helmet.

Grossbard hopes this short and entertaining book with raise drivers’ awareness of what to expect while Driving in Florida, and with a few tips, hopefully reduce the risks of accidents. Whether you're in Florida, or cruising cross country, Driving in Florida: The Politically Incorrect Guide to Surviving the Roadways of the Sunshine State is a perfect book to keep you entertained without losing your mind on long trips! So, put on the cruise control and some good tunes, and let all the crazy drivers pass you by because more than likely they're going to be the first to get a ticket. And, then you'll have the pleasure of waving at them as you drive by.

By Melody Schubert and Leroy Worley

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Find out more about the author of Driving in Florida, H. A. Grossbard

 

Visit author, H. A. Grossbard's Blog at http://hagrossbard.tumblr.com/post/7275657605/drivinginflorida, where you can learn more about his book, Driving in Florida, and place your order.

Look for Driving in Florida: The Politically Incorrect Guide to Surviving the Roadways of the Sunshine State by H. A. Grossbard, with artwork by Ken Frohriep at http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/driving-in-florida-h-a-grossbard/1100450537.  

You can also find Driving in Florida: The Politically Incorrect Guide to Surviving the Roadways of the Sunshine State by H. A. Grossbard, with artwork by Ken Frohriep at http://www.amazon.com/.

To plan your visit to Florida go to http://www.visitflorida.com to view events, festivals, a list of attractions, and special packages and discounts available.

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About The Authors

Learn more about Melody Schubert and Leroy Worley

 

Features by Editorial Executive and Photographer - Melody Schubert Let Your Imagination Be Your Compass - Passionate about traveling, when it comes to a road trip, Editorial Executive and Photographer, Melody Schubert believes that maps are good for finding your way back to the highway after you've wandered off the beaten track. Otherwise, she prefers to let her imagination be her compass, and explore intriguing and overlooked destinations that express the heart of a region with her husband, Leroy, and their three sons

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Features by Editorial Executive and Photographer - Leroy Worley Stories That Touch Home - Arts, Culture, Nature, and Sports are among the adventures Editorial and Marketing Executive, and Photographer, Leroy Worley shares with Melody, as well as the desire to Give Back and Support those is need. Leroy finds that people like Laura Quinn at the Florida Keys Wild Bird Rehabilitation Center, who have dedicated their lives to preserving nature are an inspiration to everyone. These are the stories that touch home, and encourage Leroy to keep traveling, because he never knows who he'll find in need of help around the next bend!

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